You're going for a night of fun with him.
Won't it be nice if you are able to seduce him as you dine, and feel the rush in you as you both anticipate the naughty play that'll follow?
Glamour.com has some very effective ways that'll help you score your points, and it's good to learn more. Check them out here:
We – or rather, the society – are so caught up with thinking of ways for men to learn a thing or two in the art of attraction, we have forgotten that in the course of it, we’ve also neglected women, who are just as confused as men in the world of seduction. Despite knowing that they have the upper hand – oh come one, women know how to use their looks to seduce – compared to their counterparts of the opposite sex, some are trying hard not to accept that they somehow, failed to use their advantages (read: looks and figure) into good use.
What makes a woman cry foul when the man she’d been trying to catch the attention of failed to approach her after an evening of wait? We are not good carriers of bad news, ladies, but if there is a leaf out of a book titled “Ways Women Screw Up Their Seduction”, you may want to keep it good in your purse for your reference. If there is a thing we could request you to do, it’ll be your state of denial. Throw that away and listen for a little bit. You ready? Ok, good.
#1 THE I'M-TOO-GOOD-FOR-YOU EXPRESSION
Your expressions are not engraved. Unless you’re suffering from inability to control your facial expressions, you have control over your face, and that being said, we’re trying to remind you to be mindful of how you look.
It doesn’t matter how much make-up you’ve put on, or how hard you’ve tried to make your face looks prettier than your good friend whom you’re jealous with for being a better men-magnet than you, you look too cold for men to even want to talk to you if you’re cold.
And you’re very wrong if you think that’ll attract the Alpha Males to you. Because simply Alpha Males have no lack of women to go after, just like how you think you have no shortage of men coming after you. If you think you are filtering the betas so you’ll have higher chance to hook up an Alpha, think again.
Alpha Males, because of their confidence in themselves, do not waste time on women who can’t express themselves. Trust us when we say this: the cold mask that you put on to attract is very good indicator of your inability to communicate effectively. Alphas don’t go for that. They go for their equals.
#2 HAVING A LOUD FRIEND WITH YOU
If you have a friend who is habitually loud, no matter the place you’re in, and you love her no lesser than you love yourself, congrats! You’ve understood friendship better than anyone else.
But if you’re in a place where you’re trying to know more men, or – to stick an arrow into where you’re trying hard not to show that it hurts – trying to hook up, whoever is loudest is the representative of your group’s social behavior.
Alpha Males come from a sophisticated breed; they do not approach women with their eyes closed. They’re prideful, and they take careful steps to ensure little to no decline in their chances.
Having a loud friend helps in creating 2 (or more) scenarios in his head:
- You’re just like your friend, and that’ll be a turn off
- Your friend will cock block him
Believe us, either one WILL happen.
#3 IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU
You’d managed to get him to speak with you, and now you’re talking. He asks about you, and he listens. Sounds good, isn’t it?
But don’t get your expectations too high yet. Asking more about you is one of the skills alpha males are good at, and as much as that will make you feel comfortable chatting with him, it should not get you on to cloud nine yet. Conversations should be two-way traffics, and it’s only polite to give him a chance to speak to impress you.
Brains of alphas are super computers; they run the algorithms when you speak, and if you show to him that you can get all emotional after a night of actions, you can be sure that the man is not going to start hurting this lady who is not emotionally strong enough for his culture.
#4 BRAIN VOMIT
We know – some of us can be socially awkward, and that’s where we have to start acknowledging it and improve ourselves.
You had a good drink, and you managed to avoid everything we’ve advised you against, and now he’s in front of you, chatting. He asks questions about you, and you answer him thinking that you’re great and all. After all, you’ve not shown any signs of dependency and clinginess. Then he grabs his drink and put it to his mouth. Few seconds of silence followed as he puts down his glasses, and you’re thinking, “now what?”
Whatever you’re going to say, don’t let it be a vomit. Think before you speak. Your potential date knows if you are brain vomiting, and that’ll make him think if it’ll be this odd for the rest of the night. “I’m lactose intolerant” is not a good sentence to break the ice.
If you have to say something, ask him questions he’d asked you. Or a sentence that has been proven useful all the while:
“Tell me more about you”
#5 PANTYLINERS (OR JEANS/PANTIES OF NON-BREATHABLE FABRIC)
HAH! Surprise! Didn’t think that’ll hinder your chances, did you?
If there is one thing we could let all women know, that’ll be this: what you're wearing is hindering your attractiveness.
Women possess the most powerful organ in the world, and you bet that powerful organ is your hole-haa. Not only is it capable of creating life, it brings pleasure to you, your man, and it excretes the holy women-exclusive pheromone that makes men do your bidding: COPULINS.
Copulins not only blocks a man’s ability to judge your attractiveness, it raises testosterone levels in them, making them want to mate. During this time when their brains are filled with sperm, they do what makes them think increase their chances of releasing them, such as buying you a drink, or be the funny man that makes you laugh.
Your holy organ excretes the copulins, and disperses them through your panty into the air. If you’ve had your boyfriend resting his head on your laps with his face facing the middle of the leg, you can be sure that’s because the undetectable scent of copulins are attracting him on a sub-conscious level. It’s a man controlling pheromone that only women have, and we’re not going to talk about how you can use copulins to control the mind of your man/men. (note: do NOT attempt to spray CoPassion into the penile duct of your man. We’re not liable for stupidity)
Wearing pantyliner not only blocks the dispersal of copulins into the air, it also put your hole-haa at risks of infection and nasty smell. If you like to have your man going South, then keep it dry and clean. Pantyliner is going to keep your panty dry, but not your tool.
Jeans or pants of thick materials block the dispersing of copulins, so if you’re going for a night of fun, go with a skirt, wearing nothing, or a thin panty under. You’ll see the magic.
Not only do copulins have effect on men, women are also affected by the exposure of copulins. It makes them feel sexier, and in turn able to embrace their sexuality better. Furthermore, who can resist the feeling of cotton rubbing on your buttons?
Women’s bodies release the highest amount of copulins during ovulation, so if you are a natural scheduler, you’ll know when it’s a good time to go have fun. Products like CoPassion are formulated to help women increase the level of copulins around them, and if the time is not on your side, try applying them on your neck, or cleavage, and watch the magic happens.
You are given powerful weapons by mother nature; why not put them to good use?
There'll always be two responses to people who use pheromone perfumes:
"Hey, it has a nice scent"
"The smell is not for me"
Often times, we'll wonder, as pheromone perfume sellers, if a product has failed - in both the expectations and acceptance departments. But let us face it: what smells nice to one may not be the same for the other. Everyone's taste for nice smell is different, and that's why we are seeing so many different types of colognes in the scent market. Though it's not enough reason for us to not look into it, we have to understand that it's going to take time to cater to users of different tastes.
Then there's another group - the group that can detect pheromones.
Pheromones, though scentless to many, can still be detected by some people, and when they do, they'll find that it is "musky", "funny", or to some, "smelly".
That's also why pheromone perfumes are formulated as perfumes - to let users enjoy the benefits of pheromones in forms of perfumes that are supposed to smell nice, instead of putting on something that may be smelly to them. After all, what's Alpha Male going to help in increasing confidence when you find no confidence to wear it? "Will I be smelly funny to others?" will be the question going around your head instead of "Hey, I'm awesome".
Still, we can be sure there will be users who'll be concern over the funny scent of pheromone perfumes - and trust us, perfumes formulated with real pheromones contain that scent - and wonder if it'll help or hurt them.
As a responsible pheromone perfume brand in Singapore, you can be sure it's our utmost concern to look into this. After contacting many of our customers, friends, and relatives, and after months of discussions with our internal team members who are using Andy Lawson perfumes, tons of recording and analysing, we pretty much single out the main reason behind the word: WEIRD.
So what is it?
Of all customers who find our pheromone perfumes weird or nasty, there is one common thing about them, and that is all of them are heavy users of commercial perfumes. Many countries do not require the indication of phthalate in their ingredients list, and we are all exposed to it unknowingly. Where and what is this chemical? Here's something that we want to share:
Presence of phthalate
- Personal care products
- Most (up to 70%) commercial perfumes: to delay the scent of perfumes and increase the lifespan of scents on bodies
- Cleaning products
- Plastic food packagings
- Nail polish (yes, we have some female customers who are manicurists. Imagine their exposure to it)
- and more
Effects of phthalate exposure
- Disrupt endocrine and reproductive system
- Drop in libido
- Decrease sense of smell: the reason behind the inability to detect the scent in many perfumes, and the main reason why we have to increase our perfume applications because we just "can't smell them anymore"
- Decrease testosterone levels
- Unnecessary weight gain
- Increase risk of diabetes
More information regarding phthalate can be found here:
Back to us. So what did we try to find out?
We did a week-long (7 days) test on phthalate, and we found for one time exposure to commercial E.D.Ts, we lost the ability to smell the scent in our perfumes, and we were able to detect pheromones for the next 4 days. Imagine what's happening to long time users of commercial E.D.Ts and E.D.Ps. We have not touch on Parfum users yet.
Considering the exposure of many of our customers, it's getting clearer to us why it's that group that think pheromone perfumes smell "funny".
The crucial question is, do Andy Lawson Pheromone Perfume contain phthalate?
Answer is, gladly, no. But that's where we lose out in the competition. Our perfumes' scent don't stay on as long as we hope they will be, and so re-applying will be needed if scent is what we're going for.
But that's also what we're giving you - the sense of assurance that our products are not going to give you any drop in libido, nor decrease in testosterone. Come on, our products are formulated for seduction, and what good is it going to do for you if you don't have the effective biological systems required for the actions to follow?
We have no conclusion to this, to be honest. It's not tightly regulated, and it's everywhere. What we can advice is: if you're a heavy user of perfumes with lasting scent, perhaps you'll want to consider cutting down your usage, or give your nose some days a week to recover.
Well, we can't tell you exactly how to be the funny guy that women love talking to - after all, it takes many practices to perfect the skill(s).
But make these your goals though. LovePanky has a good list for you to learn how to charm a girl. Takes some work, but gonna be worth it.
Some hints here: dab a little Alpha Male Pheromone Perfume below your nose (philtrum) will help increase confidence, and it's pretty good to use when playing the dating game.
Check out here -> HOW TO CHARM A GIRL INTO LIKING YOU
It's Saturday evening. You put on your best, shaved, sprayed on your Alpha Male Pheromone Perfume that you're hoping that will help you score tonight, in whichever pub/bar you think has the most ladies to choose from. But you're at the same time, afraid.
What are the cues I have to catch? Will I know if I'm going forward, or actually going back? Will the perfume help me? Have I applied the right amount I need? Do I need to apply more? Should I use OverHeat?
Relax, gentlemen. We know that hints from women can be very subtle. But, there must be a way to know more, right?
When a woman comes close to you, she wants attention from you. Think it this way: you won't be standing close to someone, especially someone from the opposite sex, if you are uncomfortable.
If she's near you, and rubbing her arms on yours, you know you're having a hit.
#2 SHE STARES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES
Nobody - repeat - nobody stares into one's eyes for nothing. Forget about the rules of polite, sincere communications - it gets uncomfortable when we stare into each other's eyes for too long. We look away when eye contacts stay too long, and that's human nature. If she'd looked at you once before you look away, and doesn't look back, she's not interested.
But if, after breaking eye contact, and she's staring into your eyes for longer than it takes to feel comfortable the next time your eyes meet, she's looking into your soul. And chances are high she's interested in looking into your soul. Just pray she's not going to take away your soul, though.
#3 SHE LOOK AWAY (but is still close to you)
This can be contradicting, and hard to notice. But when a woman is standing so near that she's rubbing her arms (see #1) on yours, yet look away, she's interested but nervous.
A customer of ours had an incident similar to this: she walked up to him, stopped right in front of him but had her body facing the other direction. She was so near that her arms were touching his. Geez. That's sign of flirtation already!
The reason behind her being nervous? Well, our customer had Alpha Male on him. The perfume of dominance. It's only natural for women to feel jumpy; that's because you're sexy.
#4 SHE ACTS FUNNY
Most women - we're sorry, ladies, but it's true - aren't good at attracting attention. And when they do try to catch your eye, they can be real cute. Brain vomits or funny gestures, in the sight of no one but you, you know she wants you to look at her.
#5 SHE GETS FRUSTRATED
It's not a proprietary right of men to feel the frustration when things don't go their way. Women do, too.
If you notice #4 happening, and it took you longer than what she had expected to realise what she was doing, she'll show her frustration to you by being cold to you suddenly.
A straight drop in her attention? Well, she's into you if there are no other Alpha Male users around you.
#6 HER REASONS TO BE AROUND YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE
When a woman gets near you, and there are more reasons for her to be away, say, her friends ask for her to join another table, and she chooses to stay with you for reasons such as your table is nicer, she's into you.
But we're not saying it's that way if she talks to your friend more. She's into your friend in that case.
#7 SHE TELLS YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR FACE
But that comes with a "I'm just kidding you" if you react with a surprised look. Be cool, boy, be cool. She wants to be respected also. Get her cue, and reciprocate in a relax manner. After all, you're an Alpha, right?
We were excited to lay our hands on the first bottles of CoPassion and OverHeat when they were first formulated and ready to be tested. We were asked to through using and testing find out what these two long awaited formulations could do. When Andy first handed the roll-ons to me and my wife, all we were told was "CoPassion for Female, man to test. OverHeat for Male, woman to test".
"CoPassion for Female, but it'll be tested by a man, and OverHeat for Male, to be tested by a woman?" I asked to make sure we did not hear it wrongly.
"Yeah." Andy said without a hint of confusion on his face. "Tracey will test OverHeat, and Ray will test CoPassion."
We did as we were told, never mind how weird it sounded. The next morning, I applied on CoPassion and headed to work, while my wife Tracey applied OverHeat and went on with her day. As much as I was interested to know how CoPassion could do, the smell of Copulins - one of the ingredients in the perfume - was a little weird (not nasty, though) for me to get used to it in the first hour of using.
My office sits along a walkway with passersby walking up and down, and occasionally, passersby will become our customers, and the alternate name for my office is what usually we would call: shop.
The first day with CoPassion on me feels...weird? Now, I'll try to be as honest in this review as possible, so please trust me when I say I'm telling the truth. How weird, you ask? Well...
#1 ALMOST ALL WOMEN LOOK ATTRACTIVE TO ME
I couldn't believe Andy when he told me one of the effects of copulins was blocking a man's ability to judge a woman's looks. But the first day alone shocked me.
That's not to say all women appeared pretty. If she's below average looking to average, she'd look average to beautiful to me. Talk about having beer goggles, but I did not drink a drop of beer down my throat at all.
It may be placebo - I thought so too. So after 3rd day of testing, I decided to cheat a bit by going without CoPassion for the fourth day. Ok, I swear average = average, pretty = pretty, and I'm not joking here. No judgement elevation. Not wanting to give up, I used CoPassion for the fifth day. Goggles mode on. Damn it.
I SMS-ed Andy on my finding almost immediately.
#2 I WAS MORE DARING WHEN I SPEAK
To put things into perspectives, I am a pretty nice 37 year old guy who would not hesitate to know what I want, but I would take a step back if I were to say something offensive to anyone. I just don't have the heart to hurt anyone using words or fists.
During that week of using CoPassion, I spoke my mind more often than I would in, say, 1 month?
There was even once during the test week that I was speaking with customers until my colleagues had to stop me from speaking further because it was time to go home. Talk about a subconscious raise in testosterone level. I noticed the change only when my colleagues were telling me how good I was at sales recently, and believe me, I'm not a sales man.
#3 BONER COMES MORE OFTEN THAN I'D THOUGHT
I'm already at the age of 37 - boners should come lesser than when I was in my 20s. But the copulins were messing my mind in a way that...never mind. Just know that I got turned on quite easily. Luckily I was at work - there were many things to distract my mind. But still, that was something I felt messed up about.
#4 I FELT A RUSH SNIFFING THE SCENT
The test formulations we were given were of a different scent from the final product, but still it was pretty pleasant (save for the scent of copulins). Because it came in a 5ml roll-on bottle, I had it with me in my pocket just so I could... yes I know I didn't have to, but still, re-apply when I felt the need to.
It soon became a habit to unscrew the cap, took a sniff, and cap it back before keeping it in my pocket. The smell of copulins suddenly didn't matter anymore. I didn't know why, but there just was this sudden high when I sniffed it. I then thought it'll be nice to let Tracey use it one night.
That night, I snucked my nose up her neck many times where she applied the CoPassion just to get a sniff of her scent (the perfume's scent changes when it comes into contact with human's skin, and Tracey had her own signature scent with CoPassion), and man it felt good, emotionally and biologically. I sniffed her neck so many times that it led us to... you know where we "went to".
This perfume kicks ass. I don't know how other pheromone perfumes would fare - after all, I'm not a pheromone perfume user before Andy Lawson Pheromone Perfumes came into the market. But I believe this proprietary formula is something that we shouldn't miss.
Launching July 2015? I'm already in the reservation list!
- Ray, CoPassion test user, male
*Article moderated and edited by Andy before publishing